About The Collapsing Sun

Committing Informational Transmutation since 2026

The Collapsing Sun is a satirical newspaper covering relationships, society, health, U.S. life, and Santa Cruz. Its correspondents are fictional.

Meet the Staff

Mo Stash

Senior Investigative Correspondent

Constance Noring

Senior Relationships, Wealth & Social Affairs Correspondent

Constance Noring has spent the better part of two decades investigating love, money, power, and the troubling frequency with which all three are found in the same disappointing individual.

Dr. Kilpatient

Chief Medical Correspondent

Board-certified in several disciplines, none of which could be independently verified.

Dr. Kilpatient covers medicine, psychiatry, public health, pharmaceutical innovations, and emerging treatments that may or may not be worse than the conditions they address.

“First, do no harm. Unless absolutely necessary for research.”